Wanna hear a joke?
A guy walks into the dentist's office. He leaves with three fewer teeth.
Not funny? Yeah, it wasn't funny when it happened to me today either.
I wasn't expecting to actually have any work done today but the dentist insisted it was necessary to relieve the pain.
It's incredible how much pain is necessary to take away pain.
I guess I only have myself to blame for not taking care of things sooner. I hope to be fully recovered as soon as possible -- and definitely before the summer shoe drive starts on June 11th.
So in the meantime, I'm downing cups of soup and sucking on bread dipped in milk. Here's to a speedy recovery...